Chudakkad Jokes

Chudakkad Jokes

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इन Chudakkad Jokes में आपको मिलेंगे ऐसे डायलॉग और सिचुएशन जो हँसी रोकना मुश्किल कर देंगे।

1. Full On Chudakkad Mood

  1. Sharabi: Aaj nahi piyunga.
    Dost: Phir bottle kyun?
    Sharabi: Emotional support.
  2. Sharabi: Paani lao.
    Dost: Pehle sharab chhodo.
    Sharabi: Dono ek sath nahi hota.
  3. Sharabi: Main control mein hoon.
    Dost: Kaise?
    Sharabi: Bottle haath mein hai.
  4. Sharabi: Aaj last peg.
    Dost: Roz bolta hai.
    Sharabi: Practice kar raha hoon.
  5. Sharabi: Main gira nahi.
    Dost: Phir?
    Sharabi: Zameen upar aayi.
  6. Sharabi: Aaj kam pee.
    Dost: Kitni?
    Sharabi: Glass chhota tha.
  7. Sharabi: Nasha nahi ho raha.
    Dost: Kyun?
    Sharabi: Experience zyada hai.
  8. Sharabi: Aaj seedha chal raha hoon.
    Dost: Road tedhi hai.
  9. Sharabi: Bottle meri dost hai.
    Dost: Bahut wafadar lagti hai.
  10. Sharabi: Dimag off hai.
    Dost: Dil on hai.
  11. Sharabi: Paani kadwa hai.
    Dost: Aadat bigad gayi.
  12. Sharabi: Aaj emotional hoon.
    Dost: Peg double?
  13. Sharabi: Mujhe yaad hai sab.
    Dost: Kab?
    Sharabi: Kal.
  14. Sharabi: Main late nahi.
    Dost: Phir?
    Sharabi: Time jaldi hai.
  15. Sharabi: Glass khali ho gaya.
    Dost: Dobara bhar.
  16. Sharabi: Aaj main calm hoon.
    Dost: Zyada hi calm.
  17. Sharabi: Ye fan kyun ghoom raha?
    Dost: Tu bhi to ghoom raha.
  18. Sharabi: Aaj main sach bolunga.
    Dost: Danger alert.
  19. Sharabi: Bottle mat chhupao.
    Dost: Kyun?
    Sharabi: Yaadein judi hain.
  20. Sharabi: Aaj main responsible hoon.
    Dost: Bill tu dega?

2. Sharabi Logic Zone

  1. Sharabi: Aaj sirf taste.
    Dost: Glass full kyun?
  2. Sharabi: Main pee ke bhi smart hoon.
    Dost: Proof?
  3. Sharabi: Aaj plan simple hai.
    Dost: Kya?
    Sharabi: Peena.
  4. Sharabi: Nasha nahi chadha.
    Dost: Neeche dekh.
  5. Sharabi: Bottle khatam mat karo.
    Dost: Kyun?
    Sharabi: Mood baaki hai.
  6. Sharabi: Aaj main philosopher hoon.
    Dost: Peg ke baad?
  7. Sharabi: Ye sofa soft kyun hai?
    Dost: Tu soft ho gaya.
  8. Sharabi: Main gir ke bhi stylish hoon.
    Dost: Wah.
  9. Sharabi: Aaj main silent hoon.
    Dost: Abhi tak.
  10. Sharabi: Glass chhota hai.
    Dost: Dil bada.
  11. Sharabi: Aaj neend achhi aayegi.
    Dost: Abhi hi aa rahi.
  12. Sharabi: Ye phone hil kyun raha?
    Dost: Tu hila raha.
  13. Sharabi: Aaj main honest version hoon.
    Dost: Khaufnaak.
  14. Sharabi: Bottle meri teacher hai.
    Dost: Kya sikhati?
    Sharabi: Bhoolna.
  15. Sharabi: Main theek hoon.
    Dost: Bahut zyada.
  16. Sharabi: Aaj party low hai.
    Dost: Peg high hai.
  17. Sharabi: Aaj main mature hoon.
    Dost: Kab tak?
  18. Sharabi: Ye chair hansi kyun?
    Dost: Tujhe dekh ke.
  19. Sharabi: Main pee ke bhi control mein.
    Dost: Table nahi.
  20. Sharabi: Aaj dil halka hai.
    Dost: Bottle bhari hai.

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3. Bottle Talks

  1. Sharabi: Bottle khul gayi.
    Dost: Tu bhi.
  2. Sharabi: Aaj main friendly hoon.
    Dost: Sab dost lag rahe.
  3. Sharabi: Peg ke baad confidence free.
    Dost: Zyada free.
  4. Sharabi: Aaj slow motion lag raha.
    Dost: Tu slow hai.
  5. Sharabi: Bottle ne bulaya.
    Dost: Mana kyun nahi?
  6. Sharabi: Main drunk nahi.
    Dost: Tu legendary hai.
  7. Sharabi: Aaj main deep hoon.
    Dost: Peg ke baad sab deep.
  8. Sharabi: Ye music mujhe sun raha.
    Dost: Tu bhi sun.
  9. Sharabi: Aaj main sweet hoon.
    Dost: Sugar high.
  10. Sharabi: Bottle meri strength.
    Dost: Weakness bhi.
  11. Sharabi: Aaj main lucky hoon.
    Dost: Kyun?
    Sharabi: Bottle mili.
  12. Sharabi: Main girta kam ho gaya.
    Dost: Practice ho gayi.
  13. Sharabi: Aaj main relaxed hoon.
    Dost: Zyada relaxed.
  14. Sharabi: Peg ke baad tension off.
    Dost: Brain bhi.
  15. Sharabi: Aaj main calm drunk.
    Dost: Rare species.
  16. Sharabi: Bottle se baat ho rahi.
    Dost: Reply bhi aa raha?
  17. Sharabi: Aaj main hero hoon.
    Dost: Movie kaunsa?
  18. Sharabi: Main pee ke bhi khush.
    Dost: Pehle bhi tha.
  19. Sharabi: Aaj main poetic.
    Dost: Shayari mat shuru.
  20. Sharabi: Bottle khatam.
    Dost: Drama shuru.

4. Peg Pe Peg

  1. Sharabi: Aaj last round.
    Dost: Kitni baar?
  2. Sharabi: Glass khali mat rehne do.
    Dost: Emotions bhar do.
  3. Sharabi: Main late-night thinker hoon.
    Dost: Late-night drinker.
  4. Sharabi: Aaj sab clear lag raha.
    Dost: Glass bhi?
  5. Sharabi: Bottle meri GF.
    Dost: Loyal hai.
  6. Sharabi: Aaj main mature drunk.
    Dost: Acting lag rahi.
  7. Sharabi: Ye room ghoom raha.
    Dost: Tu ghoom.
  8. Sharabi: Aaj no overthinking.
    Dost: No thinking.
  9. Sharabi: Peg ke baad sab sorted.
    Dost: Kal unsorted.
  10. Sharabi: Bottle pe trust hai.
    Dost: Zyada hi.
  11. Sharabi: Aaj mood romantic.
    Dost: Bottle ke saath?
  12. Sharabi: Main strong hoon.
    Dost: Peg bhi.
  13. Sharabi: Aaj main funny hoon.
    Dost: Hamesha.
  14. Sharabi: Bottle mujhe samajhti.
    Dost: Tu bhi samajh.
  15. Sharabi: Aaj life smooth.
    Dost: Floor slippery.
  16. Sharabi: Peg ke baad logic gaya.
    Dost: Kab ka.
  17. Sharabi: Aaj thoda zyada pee.
    Dost: Roz ka.
  18. Sharabi: Main sober ho jaunga.
    Dost: Kal.
  19. Sharabi: Bottle meri diary.
    Dost: Sab raaz?
  20. Sharabi: Aaj main satisfied.
    Dost: Bottle nahi.

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5. Sharabi Diaries

  1. Sharabi: Aaj main silent mode.
    Dost: Abhi tak.
  2. Sharabi: Bottle ke saath bonding.
    Dost: Strong hai.
  3. Sharabi: Aaj no limits.
    Dost: Clearly.
  4. Sharabi: Peg ke baad sab equal.
    Dost: Table bhi.
  5. Sharabi: Aaj main chill.
    Dost: Zyada chill.
  6. Sharabi: Bottle meri therapy.
    Dost: Expensive hai.
  7. Sharabi: Aaj main real hoon.
    Dost: Scary.
  8. Sharabi: Peg ke baad patience kam.
    Dost: Hamesha.
  9. Sharabi: Aaj sab funny lagta.
    Dost: Tu bhi.
  10. Sharabi: Bottle ne hi start kiya.
    Dost: End bhi karegi.
  11. Sharabi: Aaj main friendly drunk.
    Dost: Sabko hug?
  12. Sharabi: Peg ke baad truth.
    Dost: Filter off.
  13. Sharabi: Aaj main lucky.
    Dost: Bottle mili.
  14. Sharabi: Bottle meri energy.
    Dost: Temporary.
  15. Sharabi: Aaj main cool hoon.
    Dost: Thand lag rahi.
  16. Sharabi: Peg ke baad sab clear.
    Dost: Kal blur.
  17. Sharabi: Aaj main smooth talker.
    Dost: Ruk ja.
  18. Sharabi: Bottle ke bina boring.
    Dost: Bilkul.
  19. Sharabi: Aaj main khush.
    Dost: Cheers.
  20. Sharabi: Bottle khatam.
    Dost: Mood bhi.

6. Ultimate Chudakkad Ending

  1. Sharabi: Aaj main final version.
    Dost: Update aayega.
  2. Sharabi: Peg ke baad sleep mode.
    Dost: Abhi.
  3. Sharabi: Aaj main full happy.
    Dost: Bottle ki wajah se.
  4. Sharabi: Bottle meri weakness.
    Dost: Aur strength.
  5. Sharabi: Aaj main relaxed AF.
    Dost: Visible hai.
  6. Sharabi: Peg ke baad no stress.
    Dost: No memory.
  7. Sharabi: Aaj main friendly sabse.
    Dost: Over-friendly.
  8. Sharabi: Bottle meri partner.
    Dost: Loyal one.
  9. Sharabi: Aaj main calm soul.
    Dost: Peg ke baad.
  10. Sharabi: Peg ke baad sab slow.
    Dost: Tu fast tha kab?
  11. Sharabi: Aaj main honest hoon.
    Dost: Stop.
  12. Sharabi: Bottle mujhe bulati.
    Dost: Tu jaata.
  13. Sharabi: Aaj main emotional.
    Dost: Peg double.
  14. Sharabi: Peg ke baad sab cute.
    Dost: Tu bhi.
  15. Sharabi: Aaj main thak gaya.
    Dost: Bottle nahi.
  16. Sharabi: Bottle ke bina neend nahi.
    Dost: Addicted.
  17. Sharabi: Aaj main full satisfied.
    Dost: Almost.
  18. Sharabi: Peg ke baad silence.
    Dost: Rare.
  19. Sharabi: Bottle khatam ho gayi.
    Dost: Tu bhi.
  20. Sharabi: Aaj ka quota complete.
    Dost: Kal phir.

7. Late Night Peg Talks

  1. Sharabi: Aaj sirf ek peg.
    Dost: Kaunsa number ka?
  2. Sharabi: Bottle mujhe bula rahi hai.
    Dost: Call cut kar.
  3. Sharabi: Main drunk nahi hoon.
    Dost: Tu honest ho gaya hai.
  4. Sharabi: Aaj main balance mein hoon.
    Dost: Table se chipak ke.
  5. Sharabi: Ye light itni bright kyun hai?
    Dost: Tu dim ho gaya hai.
  6. Sharabi: Aaj main secret bataunga.
    Dost: Mat bata.
  7. Sharabi: Peg ke baad confidence ultra pro.
    Dost: Dimag basic.
  8. Sharabi: Main aaj responsible hoon.
    Dost: Bill kisne diya?
  9. Sharabi: Bottle meri motivation hai.
    Dost: Negative motivation.
  10. Sharabi: Aaj main serious hoon.
    Dost: Baith ja pehle.
  11. Sharabi: Ye floor itna soft kab se?
    Dost: Tu gir chuka hai.
  12. Sharabi: Aaj main control mein.
    Dost: Bottle bhi?
  13. Sharabi: Peg ke baad sab acha.
    Dost: Kal bhi bolna.
  14. Sharabi: Aaj main silent drunk.
    Dost: Abhi tak.
  15. Sharabi: Bottle khatam mat karo.
    Dost: Tera drama baaki hai.
  16. Sharabi: Main sober ho raha hoon.
    Dost: Baith ja.
  17. Sharabi: Aaj main philosophical.
    Dost: Peg kam kar.
  18. Sharabi: Ye fan mujhe ghoor raha.
    Dost: Tu bhi.
  19. Sharabi: Aaj main chill hoon.
    Dost: Zyada hi.
  20. Sharabi: Bottle meri bestie.
    Dost: Toxic hai.

8. Peg ke Baad Reality

  1. Sharabi: Aaj main full focus.
    Dost: Glass pe?
  2. Sharabi: Peg ke baad honesty free.
    Dost: Filter off.
  3. Sharabi: Main late kyun ho gaya?
    Dost: Peg fast tha.
  4. Sharabi: Aaj main lucky.
    Dost: Bottle mili isliye?
  5. Sharabi: Bottle ne dhoka diya.
    Dost: Tune zyada expect kiya.
  6. Sharabi: Aaj main mature drunk.
    Dost: Acting lag rahi.
  7. Sharabi: Ye sofa mujhe hug kyun kar raha?
    Dost: Tu gira hai.
  8. Sharabi: Aaj main full energy.
    Dost: Battery low.
  9. Sharabi: Peg ke baad life simple.
    Dost: Kal complicated.
  10. Sharabi: Main seedha hoon.
    Dost: Camera ghoom raha.
  11. Sharabi: Aaj main honest AF.
    Dost: Bas.
  12. Sharabi: Bottle meri weakness.
    Dost: Aur strength.
  13. Sharabi: Aaj main emotional.
    Dost: Peg double.
  14. Sharabi: Ye gaana mujhe samajh raha.
    Dost: Tu nahi.
  15. Sharabi: Aaj main smooth talker.
    Dost: Ruk ja.
  16. Sharabi: Peg ke baad sab friendly.
    Dost: Over-friendly.
  17. Sharabi: Bottle ke bina boring.
    Dost: Fact.
  18. Sharabi: Aaj main full satisfied.
    Dost: Almost.
  19. Sharabi: Peg ke baad neend sweet.
    Dost: Abhi hi.
  20. Sharabi: Aaj ka scene over.
    Dost: Kal sequel.

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