Marathi Jokes For Kids​

Marathi Jokes For Kids​

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Agar aap apne bachon ke chehre par muskaan lana chahte hain to yeh Marathi Jokes For Kids bilkul perfect hain 😄

Is post mein aapko milenge 120 funny, cute aur innocent Marathi jokes, jo specially kids ke liye banaye gaye hain. Agar apko jokes pasand aye hein to zaroor comments meim hamein apni raye dein.

1. Funny School Marathi Jokes

  1. Teacher: Homework kyun nahi kiya?
    Bacha: Sir pencil gussa ho gayi thi, likhne se mana kar diya 😄✏️
  2. Teacher: Answer galat kyun likha?
    Bacha: Sir question itna tricky tha ke dimag vacation par chala gaya 🤓
  3. Master ji: Class mein itna shor kyun ho raha hai?
    Bacha: Sir hum sab knowledge discuss kar rahe hain, group study chal rahi hai 😆
  4. Teacher: Roz late kyun aate ho?
    Bacha: Sir school humse pehle aa jata hai, hum peeche reh jate hain 😜
  5. Master: Paper mein zero kyun likha hai?
    Bacha: Sir sach bolna achi baat hoti hai, isliye 😄
  6. Teacher: Tum itne chup kyun ho?
    Bacha: Sir battery low ho gayi hai, recharge ke baad bolunga 🔋😆
  7. Master: Stand up bolo!
    Bacha: Sir main toh pehle se hi khada hoon, extra energy bhi hai 😜
  8. Teacher: Board par kuch likha kyun nahi?
    Bacha: Sir chalk thoda shy hai, sabke samne nahi likhta 😄
  9. Master: Class se bahar jao!
    Bacha: Sir lunch ke baad ja sakta hoon? Abhi bhookh lagi hai 😆
  10. Teacher: Kaun baat kar raha tha?
    Bacha: Sir hawa chal rahi thi, awaaz uski lag rahi thi 😜
  11. Master: Tum so rahe ho kya?
    Bacha: Nahi sir, bas aankhen rest mode par hain 😄
  12. Teacher: Itna slow kyun likh rahe ho?
    Bacha: Sir handwriting ko bhi samajhne ka time dena chahiye 😆
  13. Master: Homework dikhayo
    Bacha: Sir homework invisible ink se likha hai, sirf ghar par dikhta 😜
  14. Teacher: Padhai par dhyaan kyun nahi?
    Bacha: Sir book bhi thodi bore ho rahi thi, isliye break diya 😄
  15. Master: Silence rakho!
    Bacha: Sir mute button mil jata toh zaroor dabata 😆
  16. Teacher: Tum hans kyun rahe ho?
    Bacha: Sir dimag mein joke chal raha hai, control nahi ho raha 😄
  17. Master: Jawab aata hai ya nahi?
    Bacha: Sir thoda sa loading chal raha hai, internet slow hai 😆
  18. Teacher: Roz bhool kyun jate ho?
    Bacha: Sir memory card chhota hai, space full ho jati 😜
  19. Master: Board saaf kyun nahi?
    Bacha: Sir board bhi exam tension mein hai 😄
  20. Teacher: Exam ke liye ready ho?
    Bacha: Sir thoda confidence ready hai, baaki update aa raha 😆

2. Cute Animal Marathi Jokes

  1. Billi ne mouse se kya kaha?
    Aaj main diet par hoon, tu safe hai 😄🐭
  2. Kutte ka favourite subject kya hota hai?
    Bark-matics, jahan bhonkna allowed hota hai 😆🐶
  3. Bandar school kyun gaya?
    Taake banana ke saath padhai bhi seekh sake 😜🍌
  4. Sher gym kyun gaya?
    Jungle mein six pack dikhana tha 😄🦁
  5. Machli pani se bahar kyun aayi?
    Selfie lena tha, background change karna tha 😆🐟
  6. Totaa chup kyun tha?
    Uska daily bolne ka recharge khatam ho gaya 😜🦜
  7. Hathi cycle kyun nahi chalata?
    Bell milti hi nahi, awaaz zyada loud ho jati 😄🐘
  8. Billi laptop kyun chala rahi thi?
    Mouse dhundhne ke liye online search 😆
  9. Kachua itna fast kyun bhaga?
    Aaj uska WiFi full speed par tha 😜
  10. Gaay exam mein fail kyun hui?
    Moo-maths uske bas ki baat nahi thi 😄🐮
  11. Bandar phone kyun gira deta hai?
    Banana se zyada important call aa jata 😆
  12. Sher smile kyun kar raha tha?
    Jungle selfie viral ho gayi thi 😜
  13. Machli school kyun gayi?
    Swimming test dena tha 😄
  14. Kutta mirror kyun dekhta rehta hai?
    Use lagta hai woh bahut handsome hai 😆
  15. Billi diary kyun likhti hai?
    Uske mood swings roz change hote hain 😜
  16. Hathi toothpaste itna kyun lagata hai?
    Brush bada hai, paste bhi zyada lagegi 😄
  17. Totaa news kyun sunta hai?
    Jungle gossip sabse pehle chahiye 😆
  18. Bandar TV kyun tod deta hai?
    Cartoon se jealous ho jata hai 😜
  19. Kachua slow kyun hota hai?
    Battery saver mode hamesha ON rehta 😄
  20. Gaay music kyun sunti hai?
    Moo-d fresh ho jata hai 😆

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3. Funny Family Marathi Jokes

  1. Beta: Papa mobile dedo
    Papa: Exam ke baad, abhi sirf padhai mode 😄
  2. Maa: Beta khana khaya?
    Beta: Pehle photo lo, phir khaunga 😆
  3. Papa: Result kaisa aaya?
    Beta: Papa full of surprises hai 😜
  4. Maa: Itna shor kyun macha rakha hai?
    Beta: Maa ghar mein happiness chal rahi hai 😄
  5. Papa: Padhai karo beta
    Beta: Papa thoda break chal raha hai 😆
  6. Maa: Sabzi zaroor khana
    Beta: Cartoon ke baad promise 😜
  7. Papa: Mobile kam use karo
    Beta: Papa battery already kam hai 😄
  8. Maa: Jaldi so jao
    Beta: Maa dream adhoora reh jayega 😆
  9. Papa: Homework kiya?
    Beta: Papa kal ka version ready hai 😜
  10. Maa: Room saaf karo
    Beta: Maa weekend project hai 😄
  11. Papa: Itna hans kyun rahe ho?
    Beta: Papa life hi funny hai 😆
  12. Maa: School kaisa tha?
    Beta: Maa full entertainment tha 😜
  13. Papa: Marks kam kyun aaye?
    Beta: Papa competition bahut strong tha 😄
  14. Maa: TV band karo
    Beta: Maa bas climax aa raha 😆
  15. Papa: Time kya ho raha hai?
    Beta: Papa fun o’clock chal raha 😜
  16. Maa: Jaldi ghar aao
    Beta: Maa traffic cartoon jaisa hai 😄
  17. Papa: Phone rakh do
    Beta: Papa bye bol ke rakhta hoon 😆
  18. Maa: Brush kiya?
    Beta: Maa cartoon ke baad 😜
  19. Papa: Sun rahe ho?
    Beta: Papa thoda buffering chal raha 😄
  20. Maa: Chup raho
    Beta: Maa silent mode ON 😆

4. Smart Kids Marathi Jokes

  1. Bacha: Main bahut smart hoon
    Teacher: Proof dikhao, sirf bolne se nahi hota 😄
  2. Smart bacha exam mein top kyun karta hai?
    Kyunki woh padhai ke sath planning bhi karta hai 😆
  3. Smart kid class mein chup kyun rehta hai?
    Kyunki ideas dimag mein line laga ke kharay hote hain 😜
  4. Bacha maths mein tez kyun hota hai?
    Calculator uska best friend hota hai 😄
  5. Smart kid late kyun aata hai?
    Shortcut leta hai, lekin thoda lamba ho jata 😆
  6. Bacha question zyada kyun karta hai?
    Curiosity uski super power hoti hai 😜
  7. Smart kid hans kyun raha hota hai?
    Answer pehle se pata hota hai 😄
  8. Bacha homework jaldi kyun karta hai?
    Taake baad mein game khel sake 😆
  9. Smart kid slow kyun likhta hai?
    Kyunki thinking fast chal rahi hoti hai 😜
  10. Bacha teacher se confident kyun baat karta hai?
    Kyunki tayari full hoti hai 😄
  11. Smart kid so kyun jata hai?
    Brain ka update complete ho jata hai 😆
  12. Bacha padhai ko easy kyun bolta hai?
    Kyunki practice uska secret hoti hai 😜
  13. Smart kid exam se nahi darta?
    Kyunki usne tayari pehle se ki hoti 😄
  14. Bacha silent kyun ho jata hai?
    Jab idea loading pe hota hai 😆
  15. Smart kid result se khush kyun hota hai?
    Kyunki effort full diya hota hai 😜
  16. Bacha class mein active kyun hota hai?
    Uska confidence strong hota hai 😄
  17. Smart kid mistakes se kyun seekhta hai?
    Kyunki woh haar nahi maanta 😆
  18. Bacha har problem solve kyun karta hai?
    Dimag gym jaata rehta hai 😜
  19. Smart kid future ke baare mein sochta hai?
    Lekin fun bhi miss nahi karta 😄
  20. Bacha smart kyun kehlata hai?
    Kyunki dimag aur dil dono use karta hai 😆

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5. Funny Food Marathi Jokes

  1. Bacha roti khane se kyun bhaagta hai?
    Kyunki use lagta hai roti boring hai 😄
  2. Pizza itna khush kyun hota hai?
    Kyunki us par extra cheese hota hai 😆
  3. Chocolate bachon ko itni pasand kyun hoti hai?
    Kyunki sweet hote hi smile aa jati 😜
  4. Ice cream garmi mein kyun roti hai?
    Kyunki sab use kha lete hain 😄
  5. Bacha sabzi dekh kar muh kyun banata hai?
    Kyunki cartoon yaad aa jata hai 😆
  6. Cake jump kyun karta hai?
    Birthday ka mood hota hai 😜
  7. Milk school kyun jata hai?
    Taake bachay strong ban sake 😄
  8. Chips packet khulte hi awaaz kyun karta hai?
    Kyunki woh crunchy nature ka hota hai 😆
  9. Apple doctor se kyun nahi darta?
    Kyunki woh healthy hota hai 😜
  10. Rice plate mein dance kyun karta hai?
    Jab bhookh zyada lagi hoti hai 😄
  11. Burger bachon ka favourite kyun hota hai?
    Fast food = fast happiness 😆
  12. Juice peete hi fresh kyun lagta hai?
    Mood automatically good ho jata hai 😜
  13. Chocolate ko smart kyun bola jata hai?
    Kyunki woh brain ko happy rakhti 😄
  14. Biscuit chai mein gir kar kyun toot jata hai?
    Pressure handle nahi hota 😆
  15. Pizza thoda late kyun aata hai?
    Oven mein traffic hota hai 😜
  16. Cake sweet kyun hota hai?
    Kyunki smile ki wajah hota hai 😄
  17. Milk glass se kyun gir jata hai?
    Table slippery ho jati hai 😆
  18. Bacha baar baar hungry kyun hota hai?
    Kyunki game khel kar energy khatam 😜
  19. Chips zyada loud kyun hotay hain?
    Kyunki crunchy sound unki pehchan 😄
  20. Food bachon ko khush kyun karta hai?
    Kyunki taste aur fun saath hota hai 😆

6. Short Marathi One-Liner Jokes (Kids)

  1. Bacha hans raha tha, kyunki joke funny tha 😄
  2. School matlab padhai ke sath masti 😆
  3. Homework ka mood aksar kal aata 😜
  4. Teacher strict, lekin dil ke ache 😄
  5. Cartoon bachon ka best friend hota 😆
  6. Exam aate hi smile chhutti par 😜
  7. Mobile silent, bacha loud hota 😄
  8. Lunch break sabka favourite time 😆
  9. Result hamesha surprise deta 😜
  10. Padhai thodi boring lagti 😄
  11. School bag heavy, sapne light 😆
  12. Bacha smart, excuses smarter 😜
  13. Pencil chhoti, ideas bade 😄
  14. Class ka shor hi fun hota 😆
  15. Teacher ke jokes bhi cute lagte 😜
  16. Study time slow lagta 😄
  17. Play time hamesha jaldi khatam 😆
  18. School bell sunte hi khushi 😜
  19. Homework aksar invisible hota 😄
  20. Bachpan ka mood hamesha fresh 😆

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