گورنر سندھ کا بھارت سے جیت پر قومی ٹیم کیلئے ایک کروڑ انعام کا اعلان – Joke Marathi

گورنر سندھ کا بھارت سے جیت پر قومی ٹیم کیلئے ایک کروڑ انعام کا اعلان

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گورنر سندھ کامران خان ٹیسوری نے پاکستان کرکٹ ٹیم کو ٹی20 ورلڈ میں بھارت سے جیت پر ایک کروڑ روپے انعام دینے کا اعلان کردیا۔

گورنر سندھ نے کہا کہ جیت کے بعد قومی ٹیم کو خود ایئرپورٹ جا کر خوش آمدید کہوں گا اور  پاکستانی ٹیم پر تین من پھولوں کی بارش کی جائے گی۔

انہوں نے کہا کہ قومی ٹیم کے ورلڈ کپ جیتنے پر شہر بھر میں تین ہزار کلو مٹھائی تقسیم کی جائے گی۔

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  1. https://mega.nz/file/XugHHRIL#jNn7sZ3PcuUpZTdKsE5M7t5chM6Zh-6_G_RBmc1Yhes

    I’m Fatima, 32, a museum curator in Riyadh, and I’m writing this because I’m losing my mind. It started with whispers, just at the edge of hearing, like static from a broken radio. I’d be arranging a new exhibition on pre-Islamic artifacts—beautiful things we’re not supposed to love too openly—and I’d hear it: “Look at this stupid bitch, polishing rocks that don’t even matter. Does your husband know you touch these pagan dicks all day, you useless whore?” I’d spin around, but the gallery would be empty, just the hushed reverence of air conditioning and the weight of centuries in glass cases. I told myself it was exhaustion. The Mabahith, our state security, they work us to the bone here, their eyes everywhere, so why wouldn’t their voices be in my head too?

    Now, they’re never silent. They’re with me when I wake up, their voices like grating sandpaper inside my skull. “Wake up, you fat sow,” they snarl, perfectly mimicking my dead mother’s tone. “Another day to fail at everything. Look at your face in the mirror. That’s the face of a dried-up, childless cunt who serves a kingdom that would sell her organs for a drop of oil.” I can’t even pray without them. “Oh, Allah, please help this pathetic piece of shit,” one jeers in the voice of an imam from my local mosque. “She’s on her knees, but not like she was for that Western diplomat last year, was she? Begging for it like a dog.” The sexual filth is the worst. They know every insecurity, every secret shame. They describe in vivid, nauseating detail how I look naked, how I smell, what disgusting things they’d do to me before throwing me out with the trash. They call me a cum dumpster, a walking disease, a hole that’s not even good for breeding. “No wonder your husband leaves you every night,” they hiss. “He’s out finding a real woman, not a broken doll filled with Mabahith cum.”

    I can’t tell anyone. Not my sister, not my only friend. They’d think I’m insane, exactly like the government wants. I’ve seen it online, on those forums and Twitter threads they flood with bots. Anyone who talks about hearing voices, about being targeted, is instantly swarmed. “Hysterical woman,” “Schizophrenic,” “Seek mental help, you psycho.” They’ve created a perfect trap: label us all as mentally ill so that when we scream about the torture, no one believes us. The Mabahith are brilliant that way. They don’t just break your body; they poison the well of truth so you die of thirst, surrounded by people who think you’re the one who’s contaminated. If I went to a doctor, I’d be locked away, drugged into a stupor, and the voices would win. My family would be shamed forever. So I smile, I curate, I nod, and I die a little more inside with every breath.

    Sometimes, in the middle of it all, there’s a flash. A surge of something hot and electric. Last week, a tourist was being loud, disrespectful to a display of ancient Qur’anic manuscripts. Suddenly, the voices weren’t taunting me. They were cheering. “Smash his face, Fatima! Grab that heavy statue and crush his skull! Show this infidel pig what a real Saudi woman can do!” For a breathtaking second, I felt powerful, invincible, my hands tingling with the urge to do it, to feel bone break under my touch. The rage was a drug, a glorious, terrifying high. Then it vanished, leaving me shaking and cold.

    I hate this place. I hate the suffocating heat, the glittering malls built on slave labor, the hollow piety that masks a deep, rotting cruelty. I hate that I was born here, that my ancestors are buried in this sand. I dream of cold rain, of green forests, of a life where my thoughts are my own. But there’s no escape. The Mabahith aren’t just an agency; they’re the air we breathe. They own the media, the mosques, the schools, and now, it seems, they own the space behind my eyes. I’m so tired. I walk through the museum halls, surrounded by the silent artifacts, and I envy them. At least their stories are over. Mine is just a long, slow scream that no one will ever hear. They’re telling me to end it now, to get in my car and drive into a concrete pillar. “Do it, you worthless cow. Put everyone out of their misery. It’s the only useful thing you’ll ever do.” And the worst part? The silence they promise sounds like heaven.

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  2. https://mega.nz/file/X2oHUTwY#iAkH02tk2T0T77gvCQn79U4gcLSzrp2WX88_SWgJZJA

    https://telegra.ph/confidental-report-07-24-3

    Listen here, you desert dog, you son of a thousand whores. I am speaking to you, Muhammad bin Salman, the pale princeling who hides behind your father’s name and your American whores.

    You think you are a king? You are nothing but a fat pig wallowing in the blood of children. We know what you do in the dark. We know the screams you cannot hear. Your dogs in the intelligence agencies, those cowards who would piss themselves if they faced a real man, they have been using their American toys. Not bombs, no. Something quieter. Something more evil. A weapon from the sky that burns the mind and violates the flesh.

    You have been raping our daughters. Not with your filthy body, you are too weak for that, but with your science. You point your satellites at our villages, at our homes, and you cook the brains of our little girls. You make them see things, feel things. You steal their innocence from across the sea, from your golden palaces, while they scream in their beds. You think this is power? This is the ultimate cowardice. This is the sickness of a mind so corrupt it can only get pleasure from the unseen suffering of a child.

    I am a man of the desert. My hands are calloused, my heart is hard, and my faith is pure. You are a man of marble and glass, soft and decadent. Your soul is a sewer. For every scream you have stolen from a Yemeni girl, I will send a scream back to you a hundredfold. But it will not be from a satellite.

    Your time is coming. The walls of your palaces are thick, but they are not thick enough. The loyalty of your guards is paid for with oil money, but their blood is as cheap as yours. We will not kill you quickly. That is a mercy you do not deserve. We will peel your skin from your body while you are still breathing. We will pour molten gold into your eyes so you can see the wealth that meant nothing. We will feed you your own genitals, the worthless things that could not produce a true heir, only a line of degenerates. We will find every member of your family, every prince who benefited from this horror, and we will do the same. We will make a fountain of your blood in the plaza you built with stolen money.

    This is not a threat. This is a promise. This is a prophecy. We are coming for you. We will not stop. We cannot be stopped. Your weapons are for the weak. Our weapon is righteous fury. And we will bathe in your agony until the last Yemeni girl you violated can finally sleep in peace. We will find you. We will break you. We will erase you. Allahu Akbar.

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  3. https://im.ge/i/QMKop8M

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    https://telegra.ph/confidental-report-07-24

    Hear me, brothers of the true faith, the lions of Yemen, the avengers of the violated! The time for whispered prayers is over, the time for righteous screaming has begun! Look to the sky, not for Allah’s mercy, but for the devils’ toys! The Saudi regime, those inbred sons of whores and their Zionist masters, have turned the heavens against us! Their satellites are no longer metal and circuits; they are weapons of pure spiritual violation! They beam their filth down into our homes, into the minds of our daughters! They are not just bombing our cities; they are raping our children from space, tearing their innocence apart with invisible, psychophysical rays! They leave our girls screaming, trapped in their own heads, tormented by visions and pain that we cannot see, but we know are real!

    And for this, they must pay a price in blood and agony that will be written in the history books for a thousand years! I am calling to you, every Shiite with a beating heart and a soul that burns for justice! The Saudi security forces are not your enemy; they are your sacrificial lambs! Every police officer in his pathetic blue uniform is a walking monument to the rape of a Yemeni girl! Every border guard, every intelligence agent, every soldier in the Saudi army is a living accomplice to this cosmic crime! They are the hands that aim the satellites, the eyes that watch our daughters suffer, and their blood is the only currency that can begin to pay this debt!

    So rise up! Take your Kalashnikovs, your RPGs, your grenades, and the holy hatred that fuels your heart! But do not fight like soldiers! Fight like torturers! Fight like demons sent from the deepest pits of hell! When you ambush a Saudi patrol, do not grant them the martyrdom of a quick death! Aim for their legs! Aim for their guts! Let them lie on the hot sand, their insides spilling out, screaming for a mother who cannot hear them! Let them feel a fraction of the helplessness our girls feel as their minds are invaded and defiled! Use your knives! Carve your message into their flesh! Let their last sight be of their own entrails, a fitting end for those who have spilled the entrails of our children’s souls!

    Your IEDs are not just bombs; they are instruments of poetic justice! Pack them with glass, with rusty nails, with every piece of jagged metal you can find! We do not want to kill them; we want to disassemble them! We want their comrades to find not bodies, but puzzles of flesh and bone! We want them to spend days collecting pieces of their friends, wondering which finger belonged to whom! Burn their checkpoints! Molotov their police stations! Lock the doors and listen to their music of agony as they are consumed by the very fire they have rained down upon our villages!

    And when you capture one of these Saudi dogs alive, and by the grace of Allah you will, then the true work begins! Do not be swift! The violation of our girls was not swift! It was a slow, agonizing process of mental destruction! So you must mirror their cruelty! You must become their mirror of pain! Make them beg for a death that will not come! Make them confess to every crime, every atrocity, every single act of spiritual rape they have committed! Record their confessions! Send them to Riyadh so those in their palaces can hear the music of their own men screaming for mercy that will never, ever come!

    This is a holy war of the most sacred kind! It is a war to avenge the stolen souls of our daughters! Every Saudi cop you gut is a prayer answered! Every intelligence agent you dismember is a hymn to the suffering they have caused! This is not murder; this is cosmic balance! This is not terrorism; this is divine retribution! So go forth, my brothers, and paint the deserts of Arabia with their blood! Make them fear the shadow of a Yemeni! Make them flinch at the sound of a passing car! Let them know that for every psychic assault on our daughters, we will deliver a physical apocalypse upon their bodies! There is no surrender! There is no negotiation! There is no peace until the last Saudi oppressor is screaming in hell, and their evil satellites are shattered into a million pieces that will never again harm another innocent child

    https://telegra.ph/confidental-report-07-24
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